#Mari nolastname

[marinolastnamestan]

Mari + Text posts

[chainthetic]

[kangarooqueen]

“She was just starting to heal and therefor she had to die” EXCUSE ME??

[sentientsnakeskin]

i actually kinda don’t like it when people take the perspective that the people who died before the cannibalism happened were saved because they would have never been able to handle it or something like that. Like… yes they absolutely would have been able to handle it, that’s kind of the point. None of these girls went into this thing being bad people who handle cannibalism and killing each other with ease. Even Misty in all her insanity would never have become even remotely as bad of a person as she was if she hadn’t had the opportunity to discover that insanity inside herself. Their time in the wilderness changed them into different people. Not completely different, but they’re definitively shaped by their trauma. Like take a moment to look at the pre crash versions of themselves and see how different they are in the wilderness or the adult timelines. Cause that’s like… how that works. If Laura Lee and Jackie hadn’t died they would have adapted like everyone else and it would have been terrifying to watch. Were they saved? Absolutely. But they weren’t saved because they couldn’t handle it. They would have handled it alright, and they would have become like, the evil ghost versions of themselves.

[glitterfairy-21225]

Yay, siblings.

(I thought the girl in front was Mari at first, and this post is going off of that. But she kinda looks like the new teen from that other picture. Let’s just assume she’s Mari for now.)

[lesbianjackies]

posting these mari thoughts i had on here too bc i can’t stop thinking abt her like UGH

[illbisexual]

Yellowjackets at a party Warnings: Gender neutral reader, swearing, mention of drugs/alcohol & smoking Pairings: lottie, van, taissa, Laura lee, mari, akilah, shauna, jackie, Natalie, misty x gn!reader Proofread: nope ! Note: in all of these reader and the char are together! I am not american so some of the terms may be wrong and I've never been drunk or drank an excessive amount of alcohol so this is probably inaccurate

Lottie

Cigarette and solo cup in one hand, other hand intertwined with your own

She drags you along when she talks to people

Arm round your shoulder CONSTANTLY

She makes you reapply her lipstick for her when it smudges off on her cup

She was at your house before the party helping you decide on an outfit

"I think you should wear this" and she proceeds to pull a shirt out of your closet you haven't wore since middle school "okay fuck off go sit down and be quiet"

Laura Lee

She wears the cutest looking outfits ever like omg

She has her arm wrapped around yours the entire time

Frowns if you even so much as sniff any of the beer n shit

She manages to get your guys' song blaring out the speakers

Proceeds to force you to dance with her and if you don't she frowns and goes to get one of the yellowjackets

Natalie

Oh shes right by the keg

You attempt to share drinks with her (however she drinks at least 3 quarters and then shoves the cup in your hand while she goes to get more)

Gets you to light her cigarette for her

She repeatedly puts her arm around your shoulder and pulls you into her side

Usually takes whatever drugs her friends have got

Can't walk in a straight line when its time to go home

Rubs her eyeliner into a huge smudge and looks like a raccoon

Mari

Shes the life of the party no questions asked

Spills atleast half of her drink because shes jumping around the place

Screams the lyrics to whatever songs playing as she twirls you around

Drags you to the bathroom with her so she can check her makeup and you just watch

This girl is always tripping over her feet I swear

Whenever she loses you she starts screaming like a banshee

"BABE??? WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU??" "MARI TURN AROUND." "oh! Whered you go?"

Stands outside the bathroom like a dog waiting for you whenever you go in

Akilah

Gets separated from you so easily like oh my gosh 😭

Shes there holding your hand when youre walking through a group one second and the next shes gone

You then spend the next couple of minutes searching for her

And shes usually over with one of the yellowjackets she had managed to find

"Oh, there you are. Took you long enough" with a smile whenever you walk over

You guys hold hands and spin in a circle like its a middle school dance

Misty

She made you help her with makeup before the party (if she wore any)

spent a while trying to decide on her hairstyle

When you guys get there she clings onto you like a koala bear

Sings out of key with you

She drags you over to find somewhere quiet to sit (granted there's no where super quiet but just one where there isn't a lot of people)

She always needs to have her eyes on you like omg

Jackie

Spends her time doing stupid shit with you

She routinely goes missing from your side

When she eventually returns she sometimes has shauna in tow

However, she always leaves for a reason and its to get gossip

"Babe you'll never guess what me and shauna just found out about.."

At the end of the night shes either spilled her drink on herself, you, or someone else

She somehow ALWAYS ends up losing a piece of jewellery whether its an earring, a ring, or a bracelet

Makes you search for it as she coaches you on where to look

Shauna

Gripping your hand because she doesn't like the fact randy is near you guys (she cannot STAND his ass as we all know)

She trips over herself and drops her cup

Picks it up and walks back to the keg with her head down in embarrassment

Gets gossip with Jackie and then reports back to you

When she drinks enough she starts laughing at EVERYTHING

"Name" "what?" and her ass bursts out giggling

She is so stewpid..

Van

The minute you guys get there her hand is wrapped around your wrist and shes dragging you to get a drink with her

Spends the night making stupid ass jokes

"Hey. 2 goldfish are in a tank together, and one turns to the other one," "..uh huh." "And it asks 'hey, do you know how to drive this thing?'"

She routinely breaks away from you to go say hi/chat with other people

Forces you to dance with her and she spins you around (however she doesnt really need to force you)

Makes you spin her around too

You guys go into the bathroom together and start throwing water at eachother

When you wait outside the bathroom for her she comes out with wet hands from washing them and pretends to sneeze before she shakes the water onto you

Before you guys leave she re-fills her cup for the road 😭

taissa

Endless yapping

Only time she shuts up is to have a drink

When you guys walk she holds your hand and swings your guys' arms 😭

Everytime she finishes a drink she flips the cup around and tries to land it upside down

Which she fails almost every single time

She makes you come with her to say hi to everyone (even if you don't know the person)

You have to make her dance with you but it doesn't take a lot of convincing

By the time its time to go her hair is all messed up and she's lost atleast one accessory (whether its the bandana she was wearing, a necklace, an earring, etc.)

Usually finds it within like a couple minute of searching

[1-jar-of-stars]

i made another uquiz 👐🏾

[yellowjacketsfan101]

mari nosurname ifeellikethereshouldbeathirdbittohernamebutitdoesmtexistsoimjustgonnasaythisreallylongthinginstead, i love u

[justratqueenthings]

I hope Mari's the last survivor and she's doing really well, like just having a fantastic life

[peachykneesjellybees]

all i have to contribute to the yellowjackets fandom

[marinolastnamestan]

mari has the soul of a 43 year old white man

[starstaiined]

Natalie: Have you guys seen Jackie?

Shauna: Yea, she was gazing through the window forlornly when the snow started

Mari: If it starts getting worse, we should probably let her back in

Natalie: ...

[kangarooqueen]

WE ARE SO BACK BITCHES

[uluthrek]

funniest thing the yj writers could possibly do for s3 is show us that mari wasn’t just not pit girl, but that she actually survived the whole wilderness escape and has returned to new jersey and turned out completely fine. they should show the gang gutting some dude for no reason other than shauna‘s pms increasing her homosexual hostilities, and then they should cut to mari bitching at pilates. show me lottie experiencing horrors beyond human comprehension and then cut to mari going to target in a full lululemon getup to buy a new stanley cup. show me misty committing severe acts of elder abuse and then show me mari vacuuming for a minute straight. one minute taivan is fucking covered in dirt and blood and the next you see mari trying to cancel her cable. shauna is crying talking to a hallucination of snackie with the worst wig you‘ve ever seen and bam, cut to mari getting a brazilian wax complaining about the homeowner‘s association to her incredibly annoyed esthetician. the most exciting thing we should see mari do all season is spend her daughter‘s college fund on ozempic.

[glitterfairy-21225]

Maybe the real Pit Girl was the friends we made along the way.